Every day is a year, every month is 5 seconds long
February always feels like it's on the gin and tonics
Uh oh, Joe. It's 2026.
Crushing Anxiety
or whatever
Unto thy name, Tom Pumpkins, amen
Or maybe don’t who knows!
Slightly less quippy subtitle
trying to make pretty colors? it’s not worth it
A subhead. Brilliant in its wit.
Just kidding it is May
Allons-y felles!!
