really live it up this Spooky Season
You’ve got a whole life to lead!
Best i can do is sitting near the exit
Happy Birthday America, You Dumb Bitch
or Hell - who’s to say
Completely unserious progression of time
Party girls to the front! Please, we beg.
Every day is a year, every month is 5 seconds long
February always feels like it's on the gin and tonics
Uh oh, Joe. It's 2026.
Crushing Anxiety
or whatever